Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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