is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I supernannyed him into submission
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
