I just made out with a guy for $7.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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