Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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