i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
