i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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