do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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