So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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