Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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