Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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