I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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