How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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