Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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