Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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