Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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