We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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