Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
