I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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