Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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