No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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