why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Randomize