she was so not down for the gang bang
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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