Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm too high and old for this...
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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