I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize