I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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