You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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