Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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