Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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