She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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