Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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