no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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