They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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