This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
The Olympian is in my bed
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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