Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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