I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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