dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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