So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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