I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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