i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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