Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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