somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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