Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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