of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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