I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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