She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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