I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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