Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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