I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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