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Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.

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(847): View more from Illinois

why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".

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(352): View more from Florida

I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him

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(908): View more from New Jersey

HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k

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(802): View more from Vermont

"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..

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You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.

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(512): View more from Texas

Stop making fun of my hookups!

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Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!

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