How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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