you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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