on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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