just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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