let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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