Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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